02. "It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."
03. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
04. "Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed."
05. "Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam."
06. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
07. "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
08. "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."
09. "Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone."
10. "Man who meows ate pussy!"
11. "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
12. "Those who quote me are fools."
13. "Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
14. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
15. "Work to become, not to acquire."
16. "Show off always shown up in showdown."
17. "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."
18. "Man with no legs bums around."
19. "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
20. "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
21. "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.