ALIEN ABDUCTION
STARRING
LIL'MOON
It started out like a typical day. Lil'Moon was floating around in her pool sipping on some Cactus Wine Coolers and munching on Cactus Crunchies. Just floating, sipping and munching and thinking to herself that today is her lucky day!
NIGHT AT THE BALLPARK
Lil'Moon is busy tonight. It's Family Night at the Ballpark and people are ordering beers, hotdogs, and jello on a stick.
Wow Lil'Moon -- you sure look busy, but you always have time to wave and smile.
VISITORS FROM FAR AWAY
The aroma of those delicious hotdogs and cactus crunchies has attracted the attention of some hungry travellers. They fly right above Lil'Moons stand to take a closer look at the menu.
Oh Boy!! It's Family Night!! We can have all the beer and hotdogs we can handle and even take some back to the planet IMALOSTANAWONTASKDIRECTIONS. So they beam down to get snacks and maybe watch the ballgame.
Lil'Moon is really busy tonight but she says HI to the visitors and they answer back "ZAOOGA BOOGA KLINGON KOODIES". So Lil'Moon answers back, "OH so you guys want beer and hotdogs. You look kinda young so I need to see some ID!"
Well to the visitors that translated to "Hey, you guys are all really good looking! Let's go take this party to YOUR place!"
Oops, funny how things get lost in translations. Anyway all of a sudden the concession stand and Lil'Moon are beamed up to the Mothership!
There was enough beer and snacks in the concession stand to last 1,000 lightyears. So Lil'Moon had a great time with her new friends.
THE END
....or is it????
