Character Story Records
Sharp's Psychotic Lair
Well, I started this character with the intent of makeing him
Sharp. Sharp, like a sharp shooter, or a sharpie marker...
whichever you choose! After struggling out of the temple
(I died once!) I got into the open lands... and with a pipe rifle
and a tag small gun skill up to 85% I was on my way to making Sharp
the sharpest character yet!
It was great! After stealing vic's old crusty pipe rifle from his
deserted shack, I struck off to blast my way to the top of Klamaths
hearts! In a matter of 2 hours or so, I had completed all of the
quests for Klamath... rescued smiley, and had begun a regular trade
with the villagers, and took a bath. Only one problem... My charisma
was 1, and still is... and we know what that means... my character is
an UGLY mofo! :-) The down side you ask? Well.. besides the fact
that my barter prices sucked, the bath lady made me get a pre-bath
first, and the duntons calling me names, I also couldn't get Sulik!
He said I was too ugly or something!?! Doomed to die lonley, I set off
to the Den.
I'm on the scene... kids lookin at me mean, stealin my shtuff, like
they think I'm mr. clean... er something... The Den sucked! I was so
ugly, and with such little strength (4) that none of the gangsters at
the church listened to me! Dang! there went my favorite part of the
den! Well, no matter, Mom was still there for me, loving as ever, and
Fred, the dude who stole Becky's book talked to me for once! Yay!
(later though, he called me a nutcase) I got all the simple stuff
done, eviscerated the 3 thugs, flick, and some addicts (what a nice guy
I was) with the mighty pipe rifle of justice, and put anna's bones to
rest as I pillaged the village graveyard. Sadly, the slavers were
too dang strong so I had to leave them alone and forget about vic...
even though he probably would have said I was too ugly! Nothing bad
though, so I pressed on, with the den under my belt (parts of it) I
I figured I could take on the world!
So, I started roaming the wastes at a mere level 4. Dangerous as all
get out if you ask me! Even simple spore plants were a threat in the
dark (I now had a new gun, the little crappy 9mm one). Arr! I spent
most of my time running away from those dirty bastage random encounters.
I made it to Modoc! Yeee hooo!!! This was good, it gave me a chance
in my leather jacket, to start racking in some experience. Well, to
make hours of fallout 2 short, I got killed 4-5 times by the dogs in
the cattle pasture just outside town, got the slags (ghost farmers)
pissed off at me 2 or 3 times, and screwed up the little kids rescue
(timmy?) about 5 times. Arrg! so, after 4-5 agravating hours of Modoc
I left at level 7 and set off on the direction of... Gecko!
Gecko... well... after playing around with skeeter's toolkit and
getting my newly aquired desert eagle upgraded, I headed to do some
Vault City Quests, cause fact it, gecko is freaking boring!
I show up, ignore everyone, and go straight to lynette. She is pissed!
I get her pissed off 3 times (I have played this game at least 7 games
and have only pissed her off once before, shows how good 1 charisma is eh?)
and finally decided to save my game before going to vault city and talking
to her again. Well, I get in there, have a good conversation,
and find out I need to take good care of the friendly neibourhood
Raiders. I figure, "hey, I got a new toy, I can go bust them up no
problem!" (also recently got the improved leather jacket in modoc).
Get to the raiders and, boy, I was misled... the scorpions in the pit
killed me before I even made it in... so much for killing the raiders
now! :-) I decided to head to a safer town... gecko again.
I remembered then I had just got that part from skeeter, so I went to
the Den and got me a car! Whoo hoo! After the car excitement, I got
all the way to Broken Hills before realising I was out of battery power
down to 2 or 3%... oops!
So, I started my training.... as a caravaner at level 10!
Right about halfway through level 10 I said to myself "gee... these damn
guns weigh a lot... maybe I could go get the advanced power armor... hmm"
Sure enough, that's what I did! Yay! After spending 2-3 more hours on
foot trying to make it to S.F. to talk to Matt, I finally made it there!
He hollered all about the dang ol' Navarro base, and so I said, ok man,
and headed up to Navarro. I made it the first time! yeah! But.. didn't
take care of chris, so I died. (Oh, I got the car back, BTW)
After 3 more navarro attempts, I finally got my power armor, and headed
back to do more caravaning, stopping and getting my car stolen on reno
on the way.
In reno, when I got my car stolen, I got a great idea! I went in, busted
up the chop shop boys, got my car back, and looked through all the shelfes
lockers, desks and stuff... and decide to make my lair! Sharp's Lair! Any
weapon you choose, full ammo an a weeks worth of dry meat.
After setting up my lair, I returned to the caravans to make my fortune,
not just in the measley 200 dollars per trip, but in a collection of all
items in the game... guns, armor, ammo, drugs, throwables, HtH weapons,
medical stuff, a couple pelts for fun, condoms... pretty much, you name
it, it will probably be there! (except special items like the solar
scorcher ray and such).
That, Folks, is where sharp is today! Level 16, hanging out in his lair
racking up the dough!
Nick La Grande's House of Honeys
I got the name from an actual persons middle name and street, like a true
porn star! Nick was my highschool science teachers middle name and
he lived on "La Grande", so the name was the perfect porn star name.
As a young arroyoan, Nick La Grande was getting tired of being the old
dead looking ladies love slave, and decided he should be the chosen one.
Lucky for him, he made it through the temple, after several attempts.
;-)
Well, sadly, there is not much else to say other than, "nick got his
ass kicked at every turn". hehe... tis true! Well, to make a really
long boring, constant beating of Nick La Grande story short, he finally
made it to reno, and upon arrival, headed straight for Golden Globes.
He was a major hit in a movie with the fitting tile of "Ebineeser
Screws", in memory of his 80 year old elder that made him her love
slave.
After making it big as a star, he went onto bigger and better... kicking
bad guys but's accross the land! Lo Pan, you are dead! Basically,
he is now just a forgotten star in power armor roaming the wastes, with
the HtH ability to PUMMEL anything, but the weapon handling skills of a
baby. If you check his charts, they are funny as hell!
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