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Whateva happened to the funk?

Rumors are circulating as to what happened to One Eye Open after they broke up. Among these rumors are the following:

What did happen? Let's see, here. Bender (the "drummer") is now in the mega huge rockstar elitist club Death By Stereo, drumming away and doing pounds of cocaine. Marco is somewhere in Redondo Beach, CA wishing that I would play basketball against him and working as a big shot in a mental hospital. Or something like that. Tim Owens is in Massachusettes being a farmer and he's still drunk. Robbie is living at the Redondo Farm, taking acid and playing in assorted bands. And finally, there's Kevin Seven who frequents the ebay scene and who is the CEO of Who Farted? Records entertainment. I'll update this next time I get bored. Skylar stole my sleeping bag.

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