Think, how close can YOU get your elbow to your mouth?
Learn to polka
Answer impossible questions
Phone your house from your house
Hold your breath for as long as possible
See what interesting things you can find in your nose
Send mail to yourself
Invent a language
Play ping-pong with yourself
Geez this list is getting long. Deep Breath... are you still there?... man you are bored
Cook things in the dishwasher
Play 2-player board games by yourself
Grow a Chia-pet
Explore -->the city, your basement, restricted areas, the sewer, etc.
I just thought I'd let you know that I've done most of the things on this list.
See how much trouble you can get into (not recommended)
Spin around in your chair until you make your self dizzy
Figure out lyrics to songs (I recommend anything by Snow, you know the guy I'm talking about? Even if you don't like his music, you could try and decipher it for hours!
Read this list
Sit in the middle of nowhere and debate with yourself or think
Talk to stuffed animals, pets, etc
Flip a coin --> best 51 of 101
Talk to yourself
See how many sticks of gum, carrots, lit cigarettes, etc. can fit in your mouth.
Call your friends, remain silent after the initial hello and see how long they stay on the phone.
When a company tries to sell stuff over the phone, try to sell them something and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.
Call up your ex that you dumped to see what will happen.
Bored. Are you bored? I'm talking boring. Real bored. Not a boar, bore.
Bored, bored, bored. That's what I am (bored). Are you bored? (You must be
bored if you are reading this list of things to do when bored) Bored.
That's what you are (bored). Boring. Can you say bored? BORED. Stop
reading this, you're bored. Board? No..bored. Ahhh...bored. Boredom.
Boredom=cool. Don't be boring, bore somebody else who isn't bored. Boredom
is contagious. Pass boredom around.