The Unofficial History of The Third Tit

The Third Tit actually has its origins deeply rooted in biblical history. It's one of the lost stories from the Old Testament. It goes something like this.

When God created woman, Eve had a left breast, a right breast and a center breast. God told Eve to try out all threes breasts for a couple of weeks and let him know how they work out.

A few weeks go by and Eve finally reports back to God. Eve says, "The left breast works great. The right breast works great. But this Third Tit in the center, it's totally useless". So God, having created Eve, removes the Third Tit and sends Eve on her way.

Now God, with this Third Tit in his hand, ponders what to do with it. God thinks and thinks, "What shall I do with this useless Third Tit". Finally God had an idea. God snapped his fingers and poof . . . He created man.

And thus also was the phrase, "Worthless as a third tit!" born.