AU: So Robby...I hear that after 8th grade you never returned to Saegertown Jr. Sr. High School. Why is that?
RP: Well, Adam...after you moved away to California I was too emotionally distressed to go back to that school.
AU: I'm sorry to hear that Robby. So what subjects did you learn being homeschooled?
RP: Sex Ed.
AU: Anything else?
RP: No.
AU: Well, how did that go? I mean 4 years of sex ed., you must have learned a lot. Did your mom buy you a blow up doll for practice or buy you a prostitute?
RP: It was awesome! I learned all the possible sex positions. My mom was too cheap to buy me that stuff but she let me practice on her which was awesome too.
AU: Interesting...actually dude, that's sick. Anyways, on with this interview. What do you do now days?
RP: I am a webmaster for an awesome web site.
AU: That's cool. Mind giving me your URL?
RP: Sure. www.free-nude-celebrities.com. I got female and male pics.
AU: Uh...that's great. I'll have to visit the site some day. What else do you do.
RP: Not much really.
AU: Do you have a girlfriend or something, do you get laid at all?
RP: No girlfriend but I get laid all the time by old rosie here. You should be proud though, in the last year I have cut down on my masturbation.
AU: How much do you maturbate?
RP: I'm down to 7 times a day. I used to do it every hour I was awake in the day.
AU: Gosh, how do you do it so much?
RP: All I do is go to my web site, look at Ricky Martin for about 30 seconds, and get a hard on. Then I go to the bathroom and in 2 strokes I'm done.
AU: 2 strokes! Shit. So you're bisexual huh?
RP: You bet!
AU: When did you come to that realization?
RP: One time in sex ed my dad came home and he joined my mom and I. It was so awesome. I love sucking his cock and
AU: You know what Robby. I have no more questions for this interview and I thank you for your time.
RP: You should come back sometime Adam...you got a nice ass.
