You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster,
Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
You're a heart of dead tomato washed with moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkrauten toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous (super not?),
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked horse,
Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish
imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!

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