Good King Homer says: "Only YOU can save the Kingdom of Funny from eternal damnation! Mmmm...eternal damnation."
Once upon a time, in a far away place, there ruled a good king over a land known only as "Funny." This was King Homer, whose wisdom and benevolence brought the land joy and prosperity. "I'm a white male, aged 21 to 50! Everyone listens to my ideas no matter how stupid they are," he explained to his loyal subjects. But all was not well in the land of Funny.
Queen Laverne of Funny
For in the far off hills, in the dark swamp of woebegone, a small band of malcontents had just found a dull and uncharismatic new leader in Darth Garrison Keillor. Darth Keillor despised all that was good and funny and hungered to spread his rule of tyranny and unfunniness throughout the land.
"I can't stand funny stuff!" he snarled, "Whenever I come to Swamp Wobegone and think of my lost youth, spent in a boring white bread WASP Minnesota town, Homer's funniness infuriates me!" With that, Darth Keillor called together his most unfunny knights: his Dark Mistress Roseanne; the eternal whining, noseless Cathy; the mouthless Henry; Snuffy Smith; Ellen Degenerous; The Olsen Twins; Gary Schandling; and finally, the behemoth of unfunniness Chris Farley. Mounting a surprise attack on the Good Castle Funny, Darth Keillor's armies caught the fortress defenders Guybrush Threepwood and Space Ghost off guard! Good King Homer and the surviving forces of Funny were forced into exile. "D'oh!" Now, bedragged and underarmed, the Forces of Funny continue to fight the good war, to return King Homer to his throne, to make the land FUNNY ONCE MORE!! The battle wages now! Choose your alliance!!
We'll Fight for Funny where ever there's trouble...
Scientists of Funny secretly perfect Funny's greatest weapons in the never-ending Battle against Unfunny!
Gratuitous flesh is a useful tool in the fight against Unfunny! Actually, it isn't but I just wanted to include this really neat-o pic. She's got a gun. Huh.
Join the Ranks of Funny!
- Good King Homer
- Queen Laverne
- Commander Tom Servo
- Admiral Eek! The Cat
- Pinky
- The Brain
- Sgt. Dee Dee
- Dr. Dexter
- Specialist Ernest the Fish
- Agent Abbey Chase
- Our Lord Calvin
- The Tick
Get Debriefed Now, Soldier!
Queen Laverne Learns the Shocking news of Darth Keiller's Rebellion!
Know Thine Enemy!
Learn about troop movements and weapons technology of Funny in the only Funny-endorsed publication!
NEW! The Cosmology of Funny!
Do Not Fear Unfunny. Unfunny is the tiny death that brings total oblivion.
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