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ORDERS 185-27 15 February 1995
1. LASTNAME, Firstname, 000-01-BABY, Headquarters, U.S. Army Baby Brigade, Fort Hood, Texas 76544.
You will proceed on permanent change of station as indicated.
Assigned to: Rnk. Parents names, address, Fort Hood, Texas 76544 Alpha Company 20th
Reporting Date: Birthdate
(a) You are required to report to parents serving your new duty station before you make arrangements for renting, leasing, or purchasing any off-post housing.
(b) You will be raised as directed by parents IAW Army dependant traditions pending attainment of legal age. All references to nautical terms/customs are unnauthorized.
(c) You are not eligible to draw BAQ or BAS.
(d) You will refrain from drawing rations between the hours of 2330 through 0600 after six months at your new duty station.
FOR FAMILY USE:
Auth: Mother Nature PMOS/PSSI: sex
Asgn to Mgt Deg: NA Enl/Reenl Indic: NA
Acct Class: Dad's Paycheck Ppd: NA
MDC: 1A08 Proj Specialty: relation
Perm con co: RMETM 2006 Height:
Control Specialty: Water Supply Weight:
FOR THE COMMANDER:
CHIEF OF DELIVERY
1 ea Family
1 ea Friends