Welcome to Matt's Army Humor!
During the Vietnam war years, I was invited to
join the Army - but I enlisted in the Navy. During the first few
days of boot camp, our Company Commander - a crusty old first class petty
officer who had been in the Navy for about 200 years - lined the entire
company of new recruits up in front of him at attention and said in a gruff
voice, "Does ANYONE here think they can whip me???"
One very large, young man stepped forward and
stood at attention.
"Well", said our Company Commander, "You think
you can whip me, huh?"
"YESSIR!" yelled the very large recruit.
"Step over here, boy!" Ordered the CC.
He then turned to the rest of the company still standing at attention and
said, "NOW, does anyone here think they can whip BOTH OF US?"