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The Commandments of Operational Security
I. Thou shalt not park
thy helicopter in the open, for it bringeth the rain of steel.
II. Thou shalt not expose thy shiny mess
gear, for it bringeth unwanted guests to chow.
III. Thou shalt not wear white T-shirts,
or thine enemies will dye them red.
IV. Thou shalt provide overhead
concealment, for thine enemies' eyes are upon thee.
V. Thou shalt cover thy tall antenna, for
fly swatters groweth not in yon wood.
VI. Thou shalt use a red lens on thy
flashlight, or it shall appear as a star in the East.
VII. Thou shalt cover the glass on thy
vehicle, for the glare telleth thine enemy thy location.
VIII. Thou shalt blend with thy
surroundings, for trees groweth not in yon desert.
IX. Thou shalt cover the tracks of thy
vehicle, for they draweth pretty pictures.
X. Thou shalt cover thy face, hands, and
helmet, for thine enemies maketh war not on bushes.
XI. Thou shalt not drape thy net on thy
tent, for it looketh like tent draped in net.
XII. Thou shalt hide the wires of thy
commo, for they pointeth to thee.
XIII. Thou shalt practice the art of
dispersion, or one round will finish you all.
XIV. Thou shalt pick up thy trash and
litter, for they exposeth thy presence.
XV. Thou shalt conceal the noise of thy
generator, for thine enemies are listening.