Welcome to Matt's Army Humor!
The new Army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his
best for awhile, but about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer
of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on
guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment, then looked
upward and reverently said, "A-a-amen!"