Welcome to Matt's Army Humor!
Three men met at a military function and started to introduce themselves to one another.
First man: I am a Major in the Air Force, married, have two sons - one is a doctor and the other a lawyer.
Second man: I am a Major in the Marines, married, have two sons - one is a businessman and the other a company chief executive.
Third man: I am a Private in the Army, unmarried, have two sons
- and both are Majors!
