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The Two Generals

Two great generals were up on a hill overlooking their troops down in the valley as they prepared for battle with a very large and intimidating army of warriors.  General #1 asked his servant to fetch his red cape.  General #2 couldn't believe his eyes!  "Why would you put on a red cape?  Don't you know you'll be a easy target with that thing on?"  General #1 heroicly replied that he didn't want his men to be distracted or discouraged if he should be shot.  With a red cape, he explained, they wouldn't see the blood.  General #2 pondered that courageous attitude for just a second before turning to his own servant.  He proudly said, "Get me my brown pants."