Welcome to Matt's Army Humor!
Two great generals were up on a hill overlooking their troops down in
the valley as they prepared for battle with a very large and intimidating army of
warriors. General #1 asked his servant to fetch his red cape. General #2
couldn't believe his eyes! "Why would you put on a red cape? Don't you
know you'll be a easy target with that thing on?" General #1 heroicly replied
that he didn't want his men to be distracted or discouraged if he should be
shot. With a red cape, he explained, they wouldn't see the blood. General #2
pondered that courageous attitude for just a second before turning to his own
servant. He proudly said, "Get me my brown pants."