Rewind a cassette tape all the way and pull the reel with all the tape on it off then tie it to the bumper. It will stretch for a long ways!
For night shift workers or persons that leave at night, put masking tape (won't ruin paint) on the bottom of door at the crack.
When driving in town with a friend in the passenger seat, pull up to some girls walking on the sidewalk and put the passenger's automatic windows down so they are locked. Tell your buddy to say "hi" but don't pull away. Drive next to them for a block or two and your friend will be utterly embarrassed. Watch the girls laugh at your friend, who doesn't know what to do.
After the petrol tank has just been refilled, empty it and put it in a container by the car. How are they doing to get it back in the car?
First, find some sticks about 2 feet in length and strong enough not to break too easy. Then, look for a your victim's car with the doors unlocked at a restaurant, store, house, etc. Place the stick between the seat and the horn, lock doors, and run. Hide and watch the surprise when the person realizes it's his/her car that is going off!
Prop bricks underneath the axels of the victim's car so it looks like it is still on the ground.
To set up, you will need 4, rectagular wooden sticks with each about a minimim of 7 inches in length. You will also need a glue gun, 2 rolls of toilet paper & 2 of those spring loaded plastic rollers that you slide toilet paper rolls over. These materials will be used to fabricate your own toilet paper roll holders. Drill holes for the rollers close to the ends of the sticks. Then glue the sticks to the back bumper of the car. Attach the tp with the rollers. As your mark drives down the road, he has 2 rolls of toilet paper billowing behind him!
Squeeze a bunch of baby powder into all of your mark's air vents and point them toward the driver side. Turn on the air conditioner full blast along with the wipers and the radio. Watch the fun when they start the car and get blasted with powder and sound.
Tie about 50 yards of ribbon to the mark's bumper and tuck it under the rear of the car. Watch how stupid they look when they drive away with that thing flying behind them!
If the radio has a combination power/volume switch, use epoxy cement to glue it in place. You can either glue it at max, so they always have it blaring wherever they go, or at a low level so they keep hearing these voices...
Go to local convenience store, heat up a large beef and bean burrito, open the package and slip it under the seat of your victim. It takes quite a while to start smelling, up to a week in the summer, so your victim will never be able to connect you with the prank -- unless you want him to!
Get a bag of packing peanuts (from a packing warehouse), and fill a car with it.
When someone falls asleep at night in your car, arrange to cross a railroad track. As you hit the track hard, simultaneously open your door, hit the breaks, blast the horn and scream. The rush of air, the dome light coming on and the impact and noise nicely replicate a horrible crash.
If your freind, or enemy knows nothing about cars, get a number of people to convince him he needs to have the air in his tires changed every season. The people at Goodyear will get a good laugh out of this one too.
Find a zip-lock bag. Place an egg inside of it and seal the bag. Tape the bag with the egg inside of it somewhere in the victim's car -- it works good under the seat or maybe deep under the dash. Give the eggs a week or two and your victim will be cleaning the inside of his car every day until he finds the rotten eggs.
Take bubble wrap, condiment packets, etc., and lay it out in the parking lot behind the wheels of the car(s).
Place unpopped popcorn in the tailpipe of a victim's car.
Pull up next to a car at a stoplight. Slip your car into reverse and start slowly moving backwards. The other driver will start slamming his brakes, under the illusion that it's his car that's gliding forward. This works even better if you have another friend do the same thing along the other side of the mark's car.
Put a mask that looks human on your the back of your head. When someone attempts to pass, stick your head out the window. Watch where you're drivin'!
Place the car for sale in a local newspaper for a price no one can resist.
An open container of yogurt on the dash does wonders on a hot summer day. Just remember to shut the windows and even the vents for maximum rancidity.
Stick an old twisted bicycle fork and handlebar in the automobile's grille.
If you have a copy of the target's car keys, move the car to the next driveway, in your garage, etc.
Go to a pet store and buy about 5 dozen crickets. Put them inside the victim's car!
When someone falls asleep in your car against the right side of your window, jerk to the left side, then back right (or vice versa, if their on the left window) as sharp and quickly as possible. Watch their heads whip away from the window, and back into it.
Put a potato in the exhaust pipe.
Set up your air popcorn popper to go for a while with a constant supply and pop five or six garbage bags full of popcorn (without salt or butter!). Find your target's car and hope they left the window cracked a little. Using a simple chute made out of cardboard, proceed to pour the popcorn into the car until you have filled it to the top.
When a friend or enemy is at work, jack up the front of the car if it is front wheel drive, and the back if it is rear wheel drive. Then using bricks or whatever will work, place them under the axle supplying power to the driving wheels. Keep the car raised just enough so that the wheels don't touch the ground. Then take your jacks and hide somewhere. When the person tries to leave, their wheels will spin but the car won't move!
Bite marshmellows in half and attach the sticky side to the victom's windows. Use at least 4 bags of the large ones for a good effect.
Create plastic pockets around each window frame of your victims car (on the inside of course). Fill them with polystyrene balls (from a bean bag). This will give the impression to an outsider that the car is totally filled with the balls. This doesn't get the car messed up and you get a lot of laughs watching your victim's face turn white.
Take a package of dry beans (navy, lentil, black eyed) and pour them all over the back seat of a car. Want to talk about having an incredibly hard time getting them all up? This also works well with those little beads people use to make bracelets with. You can also use cooked beans that have been turned into a paste. Spread it thinly on the seat and when it dries, they'll have a crusty mess to clean up.
Cover the wipers with a messy substance such as vasoline, ketchup, dog doo, etc., then put a spot of of it on the windshield so they use the wipers to get the spot off.
Call a person and say, "Hello, this is a contest ( from some car company.) If you can name three cars that start with "P" you will be our grand prize winner." Let them try, it doesn't matter if they do, and when there finished say, " I'm sorry, those cars all start with gas, better luck next time."
Put vasoline on any or all of the car's many surfaces. Then take bird seed and spread it over the vasoline. Don't forget places like, under the door handle, steering wheel, etc. If you think the vasoline is bad enough, I guess you have never cleaned bird seed out of car seats and floor mats.
Put ink in the winshield wiper resivoir.
Run a wire from one of the spark plug wires at the distributor cap through the firewall, under the carpet or floor mat, and under the drivers seat. Bare 1/4 inch of the wire and wrap it under seat so that the bare end is as close as possible to victim's butt when they are seated in car. When they start car they should get quite a nice charge.
Go to sporting good's store and if possible get Buck Stop (that's the brand name) Skunk Scent. You can find a zillion things to stink up with this.
When in the passenger seat, hang your arm out the window casually and attracting the driver's attention. When they are not looking ahead yell, "Look out for that dog(whatever)!!!" and slam the side of the door with your palm. It sounds surprisingly similar to the sound of a car striking a small animal. If you have a really gullible driver sometimes they stop and get out to check if they really did hit something.
When somone get's in their car and is putting on their seat belt, jump on the hood and yell as loud as you can"STOP!!!" Watch as some pepole grab the wheel and hit the brakes.
Put peanut butter, jelly, or any sticky substance inside the car door handles
Pull apart some marshmallows, and place sticky side down onto car.
If your victim has an automatic antennae, put a condom over the top and unroll it. Then put the antennae down. This is really good if he or she is going out on a date.
If your friend has a girlfriend or wife and he has to pick her up get into the car and place a pair of women's sexy knickers under the passenger seat adjuster and pull the seat as uncomfortable as it will go. When his girlfriend will put her hand under the seat to adjust the seat, she won't be pleased.
Saran wrap their car doors shut. Go over and under the car.
If you can get your victim's keys, completely fill his/her car with crumpled newspaper.
If a friend is writing down directions to get to someone's house, when he is not looking change the directions so he goes somewhere totally different from where he was trying to get in the first place.
Polygrip the windshield wipers.
The vent below the windshield is the intake for the heater. Put a smell the user hates on the vents. If he or she hates smoking, empty your ash tray. Dog doo? If you want...
"Borrow" a friend's license plate and call as police noticed something missing from the car...
Put confetti in the air vents, and turn the fan on.
Sugar on a vinyl seat on a hot day is fun.
Take a watermelon and cut it in half lengthwise Jack up the rear end of the car or pick-up, then lower it down so each rear tire is setting in one half of the watermelon, the person will not be able to drive off.
Take a small rock and glue it to the tire with epoxy so it looks like they're about to run over it. Do this when you know the person is not going to use the car for a while, so the glue has time to set. When the person gets up in the morning and drives to work, they won't be able to figure out why their car is so shaky.
When it is below freezing outside, dip cotton balls in water and place them all over the car. Contact will freeze the water making it stick until the temperature climbs above freezing.
Simply get the dimensions of someones car and make a box big enough to put it in. (refrigerater boxes work well) Box the car at night so that when they come out in the morning they will get their first prank. This may surprise them but they wont really care. So after they have thrown the box off of the car and left go and retrieve it. No comes the real fun. Manage to get a copy of their keys with out them knowing it. Then after a couple of weeks go and move their car around the block or out of sight and put the box where their car was. They will come out the next morning and think the same prank has been done again but when they move the box they will get the real prank.
Tie a fish to the car's cold muffler with bailing wire. PU!
If you can get under the hood of your target's car (pre 1980 models) remove the distributor cap, take out the rotor (small metal/plastic piece) and replace the distributor cap. The car will crank, but not start. Not even mechanics may find this one in a hurry!
With good snow on the ground that is perfect for making a snowman, pile it on the trunk end of the car and sculpt a naked woman sitting on the trunk of the car with her back laying against the rear window. For extra security, mix with cold water.
Write something about victom with bar soap all over their windshield. It won't come off with the wipers!
Smash a 5-lb block of dry ice to bits. Put it in a bucket of warm water. Place bucket in the back of a pickup truck and watch it start billowing out of the back. Or, use a pan instead of a bucket, and put it under a car.
In a parking lot, tape a piece of bubble wrap (if you can keep from popping it yourself) to the victims tire. Sit back and enjoy as they pull away, here the loud pop, and begin searching their car over to find out which tire blew out.
When a car or truck comes by you when your walking next to the street, scream in agony as if it has just ran over your foot.
In winter, take Jolly Ranchers or Life Savers, lick them and put them on the windshield of the target's car. They'll freeze.
Take the wire off the spark plug so the car won't start.
Put three tennis balls in a black sock and attach it to some fishing line. If you throw it into a street at night, it can pass for road kill. By yanking on the fishing line, you can make it look like it's still alive.
Put a slice of bread on the car radiator. A few miles down the road, the victim will spot black smoke billowing from under his bonnet.
Superglue the gas cap for an embarassing time at the gas station.
Sprinkle pepper into someone's gas tank. The gas will stop flowing to the engine but won't hurt it.
Put stones in the hubcaps of a target's car. KlingKlongKlang...
Turn someone's license plate upside down for a fine visit with the next cop.
Constantly adjust the passanger side mirror of someone. It really annoys them after several times.
Put dishwashing detergent into the wiper fluid to turn it to foam. They'll be staring at bug guts for a while.
During winter, put bolonga on a car windshield. (It won't come off.)
Wet a car, then wrap it with Saran wrap! It's timeconsuming to get off. When's the last time you saw a Saran wrapped car going down the street?
Put a large zip tie to the drive shaft of a car. This will make a ticking noise proportional to the speed the car is moving. TickTickTick...
Put ketchup on the wiper blades of a friend's car and then smear crap all over their windshield so they have to use the wipers. What a mess!
Put a condom on a tail pipe. Push the end of the condom inside the pipe so it goes unnoticed until a large balloon is dragging along the street!
Duct tape a golf ball to the line on a fishing reel. Take another piece of line about 1 foot long and connect it to the ball with another piece of duct tape. Then hook the one foot peice of line to the victims door and hide. Tug on the line connected to the reel and let the golf ball fall back against the door. They will open the door and look but they won't see the golf ball. Keep doing it until they have to get out of the car to see what's going on.
Take the tires completely off the car and pile them up right next to it. How'd they get there? But be sure to put bricks under the axle so you won't ruin their rims.
Use a clip lead to connect the brake light switch to the horn relay on the target's car. Every time they step on the brake the horn blows! HonkHonk!
In the summer, break apart Oreo cookies so that white, creamy filling sticks to 1/2 of cookie. Discard or eat other 1/2 of cookie without filling. Place cookies (filling side down) on target's car. The sun will have the cookies ooze down the sides, leaving opaque stripes! It'll give the zebra affect to black cars.
Attach about 20 feet of fishing line to the back of someone's car. Attach various objects to the other end and hide them. Try a can, trash bag, or kite.
Find a clothing shop's dummy and dress it in clothing and a wig. Place it in your car and drive around (with or without friends) with it in the passenger seat of your car. When people drive past act like you are punching the dummy! Heck, to add to the effect, lean over and open the passenger side door. Throw the dummy out onto the street!
Put fresh dog doo on a shoe box lid and slide it under the victim's driver seat. They will wonder forever about why the car smells like that.
Run the hose from the washer fluid container through the dash and under the steering column. When he goes to wash the window, he gets soaked.
Late night, turn a friends car radio all the way up. Watch their reaction the next morning.
Put marbles or BBs in the defroster vent to make a funny noise coming from the dash during turns. (Or is that a few loose bolts?)
Put cod liver oil on the drivers seat to make the driver smell like fish wherever they go. TeeHee...
Put Armorall on a steering wheel, seat, or shifter.
While going a long car trip and someone falls asleep, make sure to get on a road with no or little cars and come to a screeching halt with everyone else screaming at the top of their lungs. The sleeper will be scared out of their wits.
During winter, put baby powder into a defroster vent to make a white pasty mess.
Pour cheap, foul-smelling liquid air freshener into air vents (best when heater is on during cold weather) and the vents in car hoods.
Accidentally 'forget' a package of lamb chops in the back seat of your friend's car. PU!
Put anchovies or sardines in the heater vent of a car and it will smell that way for a very long time.
