The President is said to have mixed emotions about Hilary spending so much time

in New York as of late.

Oh dear God, if you are indeed good and true and just, let Catherine Zeta-Jones be

waiting for me a red floada-cat suit doing a dance of the Seven Layers of Beams when

I get home please.

When Hilary playing ahead of him, the President never yells four.

"Stupid Congress, Stupid Hilary, Stupid Milosivige, Stupid Penis."

Staffers are not quite sure what to make out of Al Gore's latest attempt of change

his image.

Here George Bush tells his son that harry boomike reminds him of the time he

saw Henry Kissenger naked at the gym.

"SHHHHH..... don't disturb Barbara, she's posing for a quarter."

And Florida Govoner Jeff Bush took part in a Celebrity Charity Road Race

to raise money for people's head's who don't match there bodys.

Dan Quail is getting a lot of indorsemants from voters who feel it's time for a president

too fu**in' stupid to lie.

"You want me to bless this bell? Fine, I'll bless the bell, how's about your gote? your rolex?

Anything else you want me to bless huh?"

Tired of answering reporters endless questions about NATO's air strikes, General Chuck

Wald now simply points to a map of Belgrad and goes "BOWWWWWSHHHHH."

And in a odd quincidence, the two people on either side of Yaso Airaphat this week, both

simmotranisly remember that they had left the iron on at home.

"WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO INSANE FANTASY ISLAND."

"Oh no, Not again, BBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAA."

Here Slobidon Malosivige makes sure to sign up for the mailing list as

he leaves a taping of the Prairing Home Campanion in St. Paul's Minnisota

World Theater.

Here we see Richard Gere, who even on a tour of Kosovo Refugee Camp still

manages to meet three hot chicks.

And when he's not leading Japan, Prime Minister Keyzo Aboche Relaxes in his

back yard by throwing like a girl.

With the millions he makes from locrative voice over work, James Earl Jones is

able to have elabrate pastries baked into any shape he wants.

After hearing that they ate dogs and other odd animals, the T Rex quickly tip-toed

past South Korea and quickly resumed his rampage in Japan.

A 3 day Star Wars convention was held in Denver Colorado this past weekend, here

are three participates who were honoring the occation by going by there Jedi Knight names

Never been laid, Not gettin' laid, and Never gettin' laid.

"North West Airlines, Paging Captain Ross, North West Airlines, Paging Captain Ross."

AND FINALLY,

"Oh man, wouldn't it be cool to have one this big."