"Were Off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz."

Budgets talks momentarily ground to a halt this week when President Clinton burst in

to the Congresional Chambers covered in cookie dough.

Senate Majority Leader Trent Loot capped off his appearance on NBC's Meet the Press last0

weekend by diving into a cup of hot coffee.

Violating there pact of secreticy, Treasury Secretary Robert Roben slips during a press conference

and calls Dick Kepheart popypants.

This week's meeting of South East Asian Countries was stalled for 2 hours until Madiline Albright

and her young Milation driver Cam Poe showed up reeking of boose and sex.

And Pat Buwcannon held a garage sale this week.

While listening to a speech in South Africa, David Dingkins admires the speaker's firey elequence

while Maryann Berry wonders where he can coop.

"Ah that Jungle George, he cannot stop knocking into trees."

While waving to the crowd, the Pope wonders why once again he has been

given a room right next to the ice machine.

"The thing is millions of miles away, I don't know what the fu**s wrong with it there ok,

this piece should go over here ok, ya happy ya fu**ing jag offs?"

Here we see O.J. Simpson deciding not to pick up a quarter he sees in the street so he doesn't

have to give it to Fred Goldman.

"Hey this is Fred Goldman, with this is it's a beautiful morning at 6:25 a.m. here at KNRT and right

now the 5th caller 555-KNRT gets two tickets to see Soundgarden O.J.'s Hisman Trophy HELLO

YOUR ON THE AIR."

"MY GOD, if these pictures are correct, this patient is missing skin, blood, internal organs, he's a living

skeleton, he's...... what? Ex-rays? Oh, never mind."

When Gertrude and Molly wanted to have some fun, they just took each other's medication.

And Clint Eastwood is marketing his own Beer which will either come in a five pack or a six.

Here we see a dislexix man in Poalona, Spain.

And tickets went on sail for the Sticks come back tour this week.

Airports were the perfect place for Roy to continue his study of interesting stains.

As Mary attached the milking divice and set it on high, Stan decided that the Ultra

Realistic Cow costume was the best purchase he had ever made.

 Ever since he turned 40, Gus had a real problem with hair growing out of his ears.

The hens were not looking forward to mateing with what they believed to be was

the new rooster.

AND FINALLY,

It was evident to everyone at the party that the last thing that Todd and Ricky needed

was another Bong hit.

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"Did her, did her, did her, did her, need her, did her, need her, did her, did her."                    

While waiting his turn to speak, President Clinton wonders if it would be possible

to issue an executive order demanding that Charize Theron and Catherian Zeta-Jones

take turns spanking him.

"Psst..... Bill, your an as*ho**, pass it on."

"You know Hilary, if you really want to get back at Bill, the 3 of us have a plan."

Here we see National Security Advisor Sandy Burger asking Secretary of State

Madiline Albright if she noticed how perfectly William Cowan's head fits into the

White House Portico.

"Well thanks, for the so called sex stand, no hard feelings."

"In short, each member of NATO is like a single mustache hair, individually we are weak,

but together we are striking and manly."

During a visit to a New Hampshire nursing home, Presidental Candidate John Mclean

found it hard to hear himself over Coris Silverman's deafining flemms hacks.

After several minutes of delivering his speech to a man in head phones at a table full

of cold cutts, Presidental hopeful Dan Quail realized he was on the wrong side of the

curtain again.

Determined to not make any of the mistakes his father made while he was president,

Texas Govoner George W. Bush won't let anyone see his lips, let alone read them.

And the warm, welcoming embrace of Russian President Boris Yeltson went on

several moments before former Japanese Prime Mininster Hashe Moeto realized

that Yeltson had indeed passed out.

".....And this much water."

According to a new survey, 2 out of 4 members of the U.S. Senate don't trust

the accuracy of NATO Bombers.

Eventually Quang noticed that only women who turned Kebo down for a date where lesbos.

All that stopped Arturo from reclaiming his rightful place as the King of Vaslitia was the fact

that it was imaginary and he was insane.

Having somehow been seperated from the recon unit, Danny and Fred just decided to make

a day of it.

After using the virtual sex machine at the high tech convention for 5 days straight without food

or rest, Mark simply didn't have the strength to take off the equipment or ask for assistance.

As they waited for Star Wars tickets that wouldn't go on sale until next month, Jonesie

would turn to Mickey every 7 hours or so and say,"This is going to be Fu**ing great

compodray."

The last thing many travelers saw was old Joe grining and asking how they liked

the special mushrooms he put on the meatloaf.

AND FINALLY,

It's always a rare treat for Hilary Clinton when she meets a woman who hasn't

slept with her husband.