After the 4th take in which the president said, "You blow Slovejo", the cameraman
told everybody to take five.
Although she is a devout Methadist, while visiting a mosce in Tonesha, Hilary Clinton
has to admit that any religion that makes young women cover up from head to toe and
punishs adultry with death is cannot be all bad.
As General Henry Shelton mumbles "Plane go boom boom" "Plane go boom boom" over
and over, Defense Secretary William Cowan assures reporters he'll snap out of it on his own.
When he wanted to easdrop on a conversation, Intearer Secretary Bruce Babit's method of
consealing himself with woufully inadquit.
Pennslyvania Govoner Tommy Rigges tour of Europe pretty much consisted of him angryly
shouting "How buys this SH**".
Monica Lewinsky suddenly realized that going on a book signing tour meant serval more
months of having things shoved in your face.
"What was Mr. Magoo's first name? It's on the tip of my tongue, augh man this goin' bug me
all day, MAGOO MAGOO?"
Russian President Boris Yeltsian angerily condemned the bombing of Serbia by Nato forces
this week calling it the most unforgivible violation of a sovern nation that he could ever overlook
for $50 bucks cash.
Yogoslavian U.N. Representative Latislave Yovanivich wishes he had used a fake name when
he called MTV's love line with Dr. Drew with his can a forskin be too long question.
Knowing the pained look on a visiting American's face well, Mexican President Arnesto Zedo
shakes hands with Pennslyvania Govoner Ridge, just hard enough to make 'em Sh** in his pants
a little.
Whenever Israilie President Benjamin Netin Yahoo makes a particarly aggressive statement, his
top aid Bert likes to renforce it by explaining by saying "Your God dam right" while pugnashly
adjusting his collar.
If you need Viagra and don't want to pay the retail prices, Discount Joe has something he says works about
the same as long as you don't mind going deaf in one ear.
Though now a wildly successful film director with a loving family, former Andy Griffith star Ron Howard often
flashes on a fant supressed memory of a seen where for some reason where he had to take a bath with Floyd
the barber.
Here Britain's Queen Elizabeth recieves a warm greeting from her second in command Lord Rim Job.
International observers say they have little faith in the effectiveness of the Bogita Columbia's Witness
Relocation Program.
AND FINALLY,
Kurt's neighbor's dog had shit on Kurt's lawn for the last time.