Singing-"Here we come, walkin down the street"

Here we see President Clinton earlier this week fighting

back at tears he recieves a special life time achievement

award from the American Academy of Poun Tang Arts

and Sciences.

Walking across the White House lawn with Hilary, President

Clinton tunes out her yammering about running for senator by

imaging what it would feel like to be Tyra Banske's bra.

Most of German Chancellors Gerhard Showder's meeting in the

Oval Office consisted of him saying "Did she blow ya here? What

about here? Did she blow here? I'll bet it was here".

Before boarding his flight back to Washington, house speaker Dennis

Haster waits for the shift change at the Orange Julius so the kid behind

the counter doesn't think he's a f*c*i*g pig.

"No Mr. Quail, that thing over there is a hole in the ground, I think your looking

for your ass which you can find in the rear off your pants."

And Here Senator Bob Carey and Senator John Carey are seen on there way to

the screening of the movie CAREY.

Capital Hill insiders say that ever since President Clinton's aquital last week,

House Jewdishary Chairman Henry Hide sits frozen in a growing pound of

almond rockry rappers staring into space except for every 15 minutes when

he loudly screams "BULLS***".

In an irronic twist of fate, weeks after recieving the first human hand transplant

in the United States, Matthew Scotts slammed the good one in a car door.

Forbidden by law to invest even a single penny into the stock market, Fed

Chairman Alan Greenspan lately concludes all of his remarks with "I made

a lot of money for you MOTHERF****RS."

No matter where Keno went, Keno swept good.

"Can't talk, gotta drink, uh I mean gotta go, gotta go".

"Hey listen doll, maybe another time, another place, another you,

another me but right now the church is my lady."

The only thing in Gary's Floor Shop that didn't eventually get laid

was Gary.

"Well West Virginia, are you ready for any money".

George couldn't decide what was worse, that he had been talked in

parasailing naked, or that the parasail tether rope had broken, or that

he was drifting aboard a crowded cruise ship, or that it was a gay

cruise ship.

"After you Senator scumbag" " No after you Senator Asswip"

"No, no after you Senator Jerkoff".

Here the CEO of the company that markets the Tella Tubbes tells the

press that not only is Tinky Winky not gay, he is in fact a major pussy hound.

At Skip Han's Sports War Warehouse your wish is our command.

AND FINALLY,

"Hey man, you my hero, BLOWJOBS RULE!!!!