Here president Clinton points to the head he's supposed to

think with.

"Hey, Al isn't that Tipper over there with the President?"

With the national anthom blaring in the background President

Clinton shades the glare of the lights to check out a new intern

while mermering to himself it's all good.

"Alright let's say you had a friend kids and that friend had taken a

sacred vow only to play with you and then you turn around he's

playing with somebody, that no good bastard wouldn't be your friend

anymore would he?"

Here we see German chanceler Helmith Cole reminding his Snacks Gonther

that was time for his 3:30 bucket of fudge.

Sometimes you don't ask but you can still tell.

It wasn't hard to see who had the most sinourity in the

Plummers Union.

"Don't miss it, don't miss it, don't miss it, DANG I missed,

don't miss it, don't miss it, don't miss it, DANG I missed it.

"Ok Dinky your no longer incharge, Freddy find the dang

water."

Tegor had come to earth to eniolate the human race but that was

before he came down with cronic fatique sindrom.

Here we see some toys who just got thrown out of Spoge because the

Beany Babys came in and needed an extra table.

"So Ester if you not busy maybe you'd like to come over tonight and watch

me eat."

AND FINALLY

Here we see a Colan and an as*ho**.

"17 since this morning, you?

"Go ahead and impeach yourself".

"Blow me"

One's the Pope, the other's a cigar communist dictator,

together there fighting on the USA network this fall on

HOLY SMOKES.

Years later when he was boiling in heel Bill Gunnerson would come to

regret the joy buzzer stun at the Vadican.

He we see US Embassador Miles Foreset and Colubian President

Ornesto Sanford coming from behind closed doors after meeting for 22

straight hours about the cocain problem.

"I said I did, WHAT?

On thurday defence attorney Johonny Cockran came with an

alaby so redickulas even OJ burst out laughing.

"Yep, that's the guy who touched me".

Here we see the most homophobic man on earth.

A man claiming to Garfield the Cat was arrested in L.A.

Here we see a young golfer about to show Tiger Woods how

to hit three balls with one stroke.

Here see an L.A. motorist signaling for a left.

Trying to get maximum reality on low budget, director

Joey James prepares his actors for the opening beach orge

in his latest gay, ex-rated offering, Napoleon blew my bone

apart.

AND FINALLY,

"Well here's your problem sir, you got a big stupid redneck stuck in

your car."