Bill, When you and Hilary split up do you think maybe
you and I could ....well....augh Bill.
Imbolded by record approval ratings during his impeachment
trial President Clinton began a state of the union address with
a song parady to the tune of Oklahoma that went OHHH
MY BONER WHERE THE GIRLS COME BLOWING
WHERE I STAND.
With Bill thinking it's Hilary's foot and Hilary
thinking it's Bill's foot, once again the freakishly
long appendigis of Al Gore work to bring these
two crazy love sick kids back together again.
Bill,did ya hear the preacher? Did ya? Huh? Did ya?
He said thou shall not commit adultry, Did ya hear that?
Did ya? huh? Did ya?
Here we see Senate Majority Leader
Trent Loot reacting to his secretary's
message that Larry Flynt just called.
New York Democratic Senator Charles Shoemere tells
reporters that witnesses are not nessessary in this thing
because then he would have to call them and they would
have to come in and you'd have to listen to them and get
them a ride home and it it wouldn't be good.
It's always fun to watch the look of puzzled disappointment
scroll across Teddy Kennedy face after he takes a sip of what
turns out to be water.
Here's my pood, like it a lot, join us, don't be afraid, just go to
sleep.
I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat huh! genoside?
Whenever they met Cuban President Phidel Castro
and Columbian President Andres Pestrana never fully
embrace each other as somehow they both instinctively
know, that if they did, they would never let go.
Excuse.....Excuse me, sorry to interupt, but one technical
point of order, if you disagree with me I will have you
executed. Sorry..... Sorry..... Go ahead Go ahead.
Here the Siberan cultural ministers all cuncure that in no way does a
compromise of the authanticity of a traditional Russian peasant girls
costume to have a see through panel over the ass.
Wans inability to resist certain subjects led to his dismissle as the offical
photographer to the Salvadorian President.
Normally sulen and moody, Steven purked up whenever anyone was
badly hurt.
As Lucas continued to drownd he realized that maybe the most important
thing in his life was not keeping vampires away.
The escort service had highlighted Mory's name in yellow and underneath it
written: PRON TO VIOLENCE IF YOU ASK WHETHER IF HE WANTS
THE LIGHTS ON OR OFF.
(laughs) (laughs) Dennis:My career is getting to big.
Picture:WHY I OUGHTA!!!!!
Mr. Speaker, I move that we resume the matter after lunch.
Mr. Speaker, Motion agern for lunch.
Mr. Speaker, I move we break for lunch.
LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH !!!!!
AND FINALLY,
Hay Buddy, isn't it irronic that I'm the only one
who still has his balls.