Bill, When you and Hilary split up do you think maybe

you and I could ....well....augh Bill.

Imbolded by record approval ratings during his impeachment

trial President Clinton began a state of the union address with

a song parady to the tune of Oklahoma that went OHHH

MY BONER WHERE THE GIRLS COME BLOWING

WHERE I STAND.

With Bill thinking it's Hilary's foot and Hilary

thinking it's Bill's foot, once again the freakishly

long appendigis of Al Gore work to bring these

two crazy love sick kids back together again.

Bill,did ya hear the preacher? Did ya? Huh? Did ya?

He said thou shall not commit adultry, Did ya hear that?

Did ya? huh? Did ya?

Here we see Senate Majority Leader

Trent Loot reacting to his secretary's

message that Larry Flynt just called.

New York Democratic Senator Charles Shoemere tells

reporters that witnesses are not nessessary in this thing

because then he would have to call them and they would

have to come in and you'd have to listen to them and get

them a ride home and it it wouldn't be good.

It's always fun to watch the look of puzzled disappointment

scroll across Teddy Kennedy face after he takes a sip of what

turns out to be water.

Here's my pood, like it a lot, join us, don't be afraid, just go to

sleep.

I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat huh! genoside?

Whenever they met Cuban President Phidel Castro

and Columbian President Andres Pestrana never fully

embrace each other as somehow they both instinctively

know, that if they did, they would never let go.

Excuse.....Excuse me, sorry to interupt, but one technical

point of order, if you disagree with me I will have you

executed. Sorry..... Sorry..... Go ahead Go ahead.

Here the Siberan cultural ministers all cuncure that in no way does a

compromise of the authanticity of a traditional Russian peasant girls

costume to have a see through panel over the ass.

Wans inability to resist certain subjects led to his dismissle as the offical

photographer to the Salvadorian President.

Normally sulen and moody, Steven purked up whenever anyone was

badly hurt.

As Lucas continued to drownd he realized that maybe the most important

thing in his life was not keeping vampires away.

The escort service had highlighted Mory's name in yellow and underneath it

written: PRON TO VIOLENCE IF YOU ASK WHETHER IF HE WANTS

THE LIGHTS ON OR OFF.

(laughs) (laughs) Dennis:My career is getting to big.

Picture:WHY I OUGHTA!!!!!

Mr. Speaker, I move that we resume the matter after lunch.

Mr. Speaker, Motion agern for lunch.

Mr. Speaker, I move we break for lunch.

LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH !!!!!

AND FINALLY,

Hay Buddy, isn't it irronic that I'm the only one

who still has his balls.