Who We AreEverything you ever cared to know about the Death Squad (And some you didn't) The Crackhead ConspiracyCan no man wrap their mind around the dreaded Conspiracy? 10-10-666The only number you need to use for all your long distance calls Sim SatanYes, you too can experience a day in the life of the Deity of Evil All Our PornWhat we all use the internet for, yet are to ashamed to admit it. The Page of LinksWaaaaaait... you mean you wanna go somewhere else? Ingrates! The Guide to EvilYes, you too can learn to be as evil as we are. The Page of DeathIt's, um... a page of death. What'd you expect? Take the SurveyDamn... not even we understand this, and we wrote it! Guide to the ApocalypseHow to tell if it's the end of the world or just a bad Monday. Questions of LifeQuestions that will make you ask questions. Fuck YouThe wonderful uses of the word "fuck." The Foul Language MemoA Death Squad memo about Q-Ball's language, but you can even pass around your ccompany. Hooked on EbonicsA short ebonics dictionary. Something Just to Offend YouFishing & Satan. I can't begin to imagine. Pick Up Lines of DeathThe sickest and most perverted ways to disgust those you wish to mount. Death Squad CookbookA Fruitcake Recipe Not Involving Mark or Dusty The Survey Results!Ever wonder what happened to that survey you filled out? The 12 Days of ChirstmasEver wonder what it'd be like to get a partrage in a pair tree? Well this'll tell you. Do the DishesOne of those internet jokes that you get in the email forwarded by a friend. the Phone BookWhat can you get away with in advertising... Book of DeathSee what everyone else has to say, and then say you're peice. Shawna's WebpageOur #1 Fan adds to our glory! Fantastic RealityDusty's imaginary world: home of the band, Crazy Tooth! Death Squad E-MailNow you can have a Death Squad E-mail address.