1. You had a bad day at school. It was due to...
a)Why would I be at school I'm Punk Rock b)Some kid messing up your mohawk (or any other punk rock hair style you may have) c)The fact that your red dogpile bondange pants were in the wash and your yellow ones don't match your Exploited shirt
2. How many times a week does your hair change color?
a)none b)1-2 c)3 or more
3. When you dye your hair you use...
a)I don't dye my hair b)Punky Colour, cuz if punk is in the name it must be the best c)Goats blood
4. You are at work, and a customer complains about something you did. You...
a)Say "Your mom" b)Work is capitalist bullshit to get you down "Oi" c)Spit at them then say "Oi Oi Oi"
5. You go to the movies with some Punk Rock friends of yours. You spot your crush there with another boy/girl. You...
a)Why are my friends and my crush and I at the movies don't we all know that TV is capitalist bullshit ment to keep the masses docile b)You dump your popcorn on your crush's head c)Turn to your punk rock friends and say "What the fuck?"
6. You go to shows to...
a)Hang out with your kind of people aka Punx b)Drink and yell "Oi" when you are in the pit and try singing along when you have no clue what band is playing c)To actually see the bands
7. You have a buttflap. Why?
a)No I don't b)To keep my ass warm of course c)Cuz all the really cool Punk Rockers have them
8. Finish this quote. "Up up up up...
a)Egh...fuck you I'm punk b)The Punx c)Deez Nutz
9. It is the middle of the summer and 115 degrees outside, but your outfit doesnt work with out the leather jacket. You...
a)Say fuck it b)Wear the jacket cuz damn you look so punk in it c)wear it around your waist
10. You are at an Emo show. You went, because...
a)Your crush was going b)To beat up on Emo kids c)Being punk doesn't mean you can't like Emo...Fuck you I'm Punk
Time to tally your Points:
1.a=2 b=1 c=3 2.a=1 b=2 c=3 3.a=2 b=3 c=1 4.a=1 b=3 c=2 5.a=3 b=1 c=2 6.a=2 b=3 c=1 7.a=1 b=2 c=3 8.a=2 b=3 c=1 9.a=1 b=3 c=2 10. Trick Question...Punk Rockers should never be at an Emo show. If you picked A B or C subtract 3 points from your score.
What your Score means:
30-23 Points: Oh Fuck Yeah You're Fuckin' Punk. Slap yourself on the ass for making it.
22-15 As your Score: Still you have not reached Punk Rockness. You need to work on your spitting abillities. Here is hint if you dont have a mohawk grow one, your punk Rockness will automatically go up by 10 points.
14-7 Punkability Points: All I have to say is "You're the biggest fag I've ever seen you play on a softball team."