Founded September 29, 1998, 10:17PM PST
"Dedicated to improving lives (and vocabularies) through 'Felicity'."
Last updated: October 1, 1998
Welcome to the
Contemptuous Sardonic Felicty Watchers Society
Homepage!
First and foremost, we'd like to thank you for taking the time to stop by. We hope that this page will make your "Felicity" experience a memorable one.
This week's vocabulary words:
"You provoke me..." - Ben
"Stay in New York or perish." - Noel
"Don't fundamentally disregard what I'm saying because of my affection for you." - Noel
Bonus words:
immoderate
substantial
musn't
Vocabulary challenge: Use three or more of the above words in a pick up line to a girl who looks like she uses Seabreeze. If you're a girl, do it anyway.
The Characters (as seen by the CSFWS):
Felicity - Mentally unbalanced obsessive Seabreeze using poster girl for keratin. AKA Dawson Leery's cousin.
Ben - Alchoholic pathological liar player who wrote that in ALL the girl's yearbooks.
Noel - Xander Harris goes to college.
Julie - She may not know it yet, but she'll be asking Felicity to the Lilith fair some time in the future. She struggles with loving/hating Felicty because she's jealous of her hair. And was it just us or did we see her talking to her watch?
Wardrobe question of the week -
Scene: Julie and Felicity talking in the cafeteria about the "Ben incident".
Julie's left earring - Is it a man? Is it a squid? Is it a signal to the other Rangers?
This week's "The way it should have been." -
Scene: Felicity runs into Ben and Susan when getting her picture taken.
Her picture should have been her beating Susan... with a bottle of Seabreeze.
BoyJake's Box Cutter and Flames* victim of the week -
Apparently everyone.
* He likes to stab people he doesn't like in the head with the boxcutter he gave them for Christmas and then ignite them.
About the CSFWS -
Madame Sophia Kalderash
Three time Rromani League Bowling Champion. Resident mystic with a degree in Rromani Majiks from the Rromani School of Majiks in Nakjiv, India. She enjoys bowling and every WB drama.
Boy Jake Dean
Resident Pyrotechnician with a degree in Pyrotechnics and Cutlery from Cal State Bakersfield. He enjoys "Felicity" and destroying the horrid with a boxcutter and lighter fluid.
Nadia (yes, just one name, like "Cher" or "Madonna")
Resident Psychoanalyst with a degree from the Rocco Clubbo School of Psychiatry and Welding. She enjoys gymnastic, pottery and lithium.
Betty Anne Navoaanjaaa-Smith
Resident Vocabulary Consultant with a degree in Linguistics from Capeside University and teaches Navajo studies at the University of New York. She enjoys compiling vocabulary lists, spelling, punctuation, grammar and sentence diagrams.
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