It's as if I never left. Open with Felicity in the window, talking to the non-existent Sally, talking about how things are "complicated" and asking, "Have you ever..."

I thought this show was cancelled. Oh, no, wait... that was "My So-Called Life."

Hmm... anyway, we are immediately thrust into the slo-mo madness that makes Felicity's hair well... move in slow motion. Woo.

I think Elena's wearing a headband as a skirt... again.

Ben took all the hair off his head and put it on his face.

"It is a wedding dress, not THE WHEEL!" - Elena

Poor Sean. He ate THE wedding cake. But at least he's dating Meghan. (By the way, I still love her. But I'm sure you knew that.)

And so, we're back at Noel. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. I put five bucks on three and a half episodes before a) she goes back to Ben, 2) she falls for some student art teacher (probably Carson Daly) or D) Julie comes back and takes her away. Hmm...

Felicity

Superior Val says:

She's awfully self-obsessed. Why is everything about her? Oh, wait, the show's called "Felicity."

Why is her head too small for her body? And why is her dad, like, two years older than her?

And how come Felicity is the only one who's lit properly on this show? Oh wait, because it's called "Felicity", not Felicity's unsupportive father (a trait which she obviously inherited).

So, this is the episode that happened when MSCL and Traffic mated.

(and can we have a count of how many times I have to correct WDK's typing dyslexic ADHD illiteracy?)

"It must seem to you like I'm floundering." - Felicity

"I'm not comfortable subsidising this lifestyle." - Mean Mr. Porter

"It turns out that Rod is fickle."- Noel

Be them! Speak like them! Have a more advanced vocabulary than the "President"!

Buy a dictionary and/or thesaurus!

Actual Real Life CSFWS Conversation

WDK: Why is Ben not in focus even when he's talking?
SV: Because the show is called "Felicity" not... whatever monkey boy's name is.

This episode featured music from:
RYAN ADAMS
THE ESSEX GREEN

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