The Marriage Episode
(Sorry about the delay this week, we were all busy getting green card marriages and coming out.)
This week's moral:
If you marry someone for a Green Card you can get a fine, a prison sentence or a car.
Vocabulary words:
"... but you are obligated* to tell me more later." - Felicity
"So I'm just staying here and I'm getting deported." - Javier
"... turns out, I'm gay." - Ryan
"Man, everytime I think I've got you pegged, you just do something completely bitchin'!" - Meghan
"Love is complicated, full of sacrifice and compromise..." - Sally
*Denotes a veteran vocabulary word.
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The Felicity Sweater Count!
Five. At least.
A Few Observations
How to Propose By Javier
1. Give the girl a raise.
2. Say the following, twice:
"I would really, really appreciate it if you would marry me."
How to Come Out By Ryan
1. Take your brother out for a beer.
2. Say, non-chalantly: "It turns out, I'm gay."
Ben and a hairnet. That's funny stuff.
Ben combed his hair!
There is something worse than Ben in running shorts: Ben in swim trunks!
Sally seems to be just as off balance as Felicity. The real question is, "Does she wear as many sweaters?"
Is that College Music?
This episode featured music from:
Remy Zero (thanks, Meg)
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