The Dart Guns Are Fun Episode
This week's moral:
A DayPlanner is a gift from the heart.
The "Yeah, right." section: NEW THIS WEEK!
"There aren't words big enough to explain it." - Noel
The "Uh, hello, we know?" section: NEW THIS WEEK!
"I need to be shot and left alone." - Noel
Vocabulary words:
"How 'bout hitperson?" - Elena
"I'm a pacifist and I'd like the conscientious objector status." - Louis
Are you in or are you a killjoy?" - Lynn the Guy
"Sorry, I'm in the middle of complete emotional turmoil." - Noel "there aren't words big enough to explain it" Crane
"I lost my girlfriend to a guy that wore floaties." - Richard
Buy a dictionary and/or thesaurus!
The Felicity Sweater Count!
Four.
If sex if going to distract Felicity from her sweaters, someone's going to have to say something.
A Few Observations
Julie knows how to get a girl's name. See, we told you.
Ben is an alcoholic. See, we told you.
CORRECTION: Meghan's last name is Rotundi. It's Italian for hilarious.
Someone needs to check and see if Noel's been washing reds with whites.
There was an abundace of the people we love to balance out all the Noel/Felicity brouhaha:
LOUIS! "I'm Louis and I am for peace in Kelvin Hall!"
RICHARD! "Isn't it ironic how the hunter so quickly becomes the hunted?"
ELENA! "Don't you dare let some mix tape let you go soft on Noel!"
MEGHAN! "Some, uh, Elena Tyler. Who the hell's that?"
And, of course, Eli is going to refer to Felicity as "some girl" to some strange guy that comes in and asks about her. Noel should lock himself in a poorly ventilated art room for a while. Maybe he'll lighten up.
Is that College Music?
This episode featured music from:
Beth Orton
Gus
Kathleen Wilhoite
Love Pie
Be compulsive! Buy it now!