I AM A BIG TV STAR

Don't Mess With Texas

That is correct. That is CORRECT! Yes, come this April I will no longer be the socially inept worm you all know me as, but will instead be a HUGE TELEVISION STAR. That's right, you are visiting the website of the future star of the Sam & JJ show (coming to a community access cable network near you, as long as you live in the San Jose area)!! You better make friends with me now, because soon I will no longer have time for "common" lowlifes such as yourself. Instead, I will be attending cocktail parties with such Hollywood Hot Shots as Sally Struthers and George Wendt. Goodbye, boring, uneventful, suburban life, Hello fame and fortune!

Some ideas for the Show...

Like our ideas? WELL THEY'RE OURS! Anyway, if you have any suggestions or wacky ideas for our show, e-mail me HERE. YESH!