DEEP THOUGHTS

I believe that children are our future, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex



Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey, have been a staple in Saturday Night Live for as long as I can remember. Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts are little comments on life that can really make you think, and put a whole new perspective on the way you look at things. Sometimes they make you think. Sometimes they make you cry. And sometimes they make you go insane at how incredibly deep the comment is. This brings us to our next question: who was this Jack Handey person? Was he some brilliant 20th century philosopher that made a weekly appearence on SNL? Was he merely a gimmick that the producers of SNL put on the show while a group of highly intelligent thinkers thought up comments in the back? Was he a man who went by an alias name, like Mark Twain and the brilliant Dr. Suess?? Maybe some things are just better left unanswered...

I found lots more Deep Thoughts, so I had to divide this page up, so without much furthur ado, I give you Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey:

Deep Thoughts
The Lost Deep Thoughts