VIRGO

Symbol: The Virgin
Birthstones: Agate
Colors: Indigo, Violet

Virgo has long been known as a docile sign. If you asked me to think of 3 adjectives that describe a virgo, I would have to say that they are docile, uhh....... docile...... benevolent. These docile, docile, benevolent people are usually very calm and quiet, but there is a side to them which rarely comes out. A carnal, violent side which can very well beat someone to death with a some mung, WHICH IS WHY YOU PUNKS SHOULDN'T MESS WITH ME! YEA, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! NO ONE MESSES WITH THE VIRGO-MEISTER! Anyway, the virgin is a sign of purity and innocence. When asked to watch a stand-up comic such as Chris Rock, they won't understand it. So don't even try! Virgos often like to bite the heads off chickens and watch the bodies run around. Virgos rule. Sometimes Virgos like to drink milkshakes and spray Cheez Whiz on squirrels.

AUGUST 1-
Stop feeling so sorry for yourself, IDIOT!

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