TAURUS

MY NAME IS KIIID!!


Symbol: The Bull
Birthstones: Turquoise, Sapphire
Colors: Blue, Green, Pink

I tell you what, pal, if you were born between April 20 and May 20 you are one lucky mother. Yaknowhattamean? Boy HOWDY those taurus's don't take no bull from anyone. GET IT? BULL? HA HA! But seriously, folks, these guys really know how to stand up for themselves. In fact, don't catch a Taurus on a bad day, or he or she might BULL-y you around. HA! Oh, oh my.. But really, the only things these guys are afraid of are Spanish guys wearing tights and sequins and little black hats. WOOOOOO!! I could go on, people! In fact, I just ran into a taurus the other day, and he was stuck in this argument he just couldn't win. You might say he was... "caught by the horns." AHHHH HAHAHAHHAHA! Oooohhh, MERCY! HA! HOOOWEE!! Oh.. oh dear. WHOO! haha. Thank you very much, folks I'm here all week.

JULY 7-
TODAY'S THE DAY TO GET THAT NOSE RING! Tip: Don't get it peirced at a place called Ronaldo's Peircing and Taco Emporium. Cuz I tell you, one time I.. well.. I'd rather not talk about it... Let's just say it took 6 surgeons to get that taco shell out of my skull...

JAN 20-
Yea, I know I haven't told your future for nearly 6 months, so sue me. I have other, BETTER things to do, you know. I can't just call off everything and tend to your needy desires to know your future everyday. What do you think I am, some kinda SUPER psychic? You know, your kind makes me SICK. You know what? You know WHAT? You're gonna get a rash today! That's right, a RASH! Right on your ASS, so it'll itch and burn everytime you sit down. What do you think of THAT? HUH? You didn't want my reading so much after all, did you? TAKE IT!

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