SCORPIO

Symbol: The Scorpion, Eagle, Serpent, Phoenix, Dove
Birthstones: Topaz, Opal
Colors: Red, Crimson, Maroon

Scorpio is a sign with many symbols. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! I mean, can't they just make up their mind about what animal or whatever they want to be? NOOO, they have to have FIVE symbols. Well LA-DEE-FREAKIN'-DAH! Those Scorpios really have some nerve. Seriously. It's no wonder they like to have 5 cars, since one's just not enough. And no wonder they like to take 5 baths a month, cuz one's just not enough. And no wonder they like to have 5 fingers on each hand, cuz ONE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH! Man, I tell ya, these guys REALLY PISS ME OFF! Scorpios are mantastic.

AUGUST 1-
Today, try something new. For instance, instead of eating a hamburger, try rolling around in mustard and then running in traffic.

JAN 20-
Why don't you go out and make something of yourself today? Or not, what do I care? Friends is on, bye.


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