SAGITTARIUS

Symbol: The Centaur-Archer
Birthstones: Amethyst, Turquoise
Colors: Purple, Lavender, Violet, Turquoise

Sagittarius' are cool because they can shoot stuff, and you can call them a horse's ass and they won't get offended. They enjoy shooting pigeons and laughing, just like me! They can usually run pretty fast, but they hate it when they have to get their horse-shoes replaced. A sagittarius would make a good cop, or drug addict. They don't like to give people piggy-back rides. Once I saw a Sagittarius eating my roses. I told him to leave my camel alone. Take THAT! The sagittarius is high in fiber yet low in cholestoral. HOW DO THEY DO THAT?

JUNE 24-
YOU KNOW WHAT?? I'M TIRED OF YOUR WHININ'!! SO JUST STOP!! OKAY??? JUST QUIT COMPLAININ' AND DEAL WITH IT!! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT DRAG US DOWN!! sheesh. Okay, I feel better now.
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