PISCES
Symbol: The Fish
Birthstone: Aquamarine
Colors: Sea Green, Aqua
Pisces come from a long line of aquatic signs. It of course evolved from the original Pisces sign, the Sea Slug, otherwise known as Chewy. Pisces have very slimy personalities. Watch out for these slick willies. It's not uncommon to find one working at a used car dealership or real estate firm. A Pisces is usually flexible. They should try either gymnastics or consider joining a circus. It is not unusual to find a Pisces with gills and/or scales. Would a dead Pisces be considered sashimi?
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