LIBRA

Le' passeu Le' passeu, How I love le passeu!
Symbol: The Scales
Birthstones: Diamond
Colors: Indigo, Yellow, Blue, Pastels

Libra, the Scales, is closely related to Pisces, the fish. GET IT? AH HA HA HA HA!! I'm kidding, of course. Anyway, these people are COMPLETELY INSANE. Watch out for these wackos. Yea. Really. You know Ted Kaszinski? LIBRA! Ted Bundy? LIBRA! Jackie Chan? LIBRA! That's right. In the sanity pool of life, libras are on the shallow side. Libras like equality, and often have their pets sit at the dinner table with them. One good thing about libras- they make AWESOME bean dip. I mean, I don't even LIKE beans, but this stuff is incredible! Libras like to roll in the mud and wear plaid.

MAY 21-
You will find the meaning of life in a bowl of oatmeal. Congratulations!

AUGUST 2-
FROINLAVEN!!!

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