GEMINI
Symbol: The Twins
Birthstone: Yellow Carnelian Agate
Colors: Yellow
Gemini is an odd sign. A Gemini's personality can be described in one word: weird. Knock Knock.
Who's there? Nacho. Nacho who? IT'S NACHO FREAKIN' BUSINESS SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT! Geminis like to dress in kilts. And what's up with them going everywhere in pairs? I mean, that's
just freaky. One time I met this Gemini, and I was like, "Yo." and he was like, "Hey," and then he
ordered a plain hot dog without a bun. What was THAT all about?? Here's a little known fact about
geminis. For every two gemini people, there is only ONE BRAIN. Creepy, huh? That's why they can't
speak for themselves. The only thing they can do is smile and nod or repeat what you just said.
Doesn't that suck? It's pretty annoying too. Geminis are low on octane but high on gas. EWW, geminis.
JULY 7-
Can you see yourself in the mirror with your eyes closed? If you can, you've reached true enlightenment. Well, good luck!
AUGUST 2-
If I were you, I don't think I'd go out dressed like THAT. In fact, I would consider getting a whole makeover to look like.. well, ME, for example. Of course, that's entirely you're decision, BUT, if I were you I think I'd take my advice.
JAN 20-
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DRIVING TEST, ALICE! Whatever you do, do not start checking your makeup in the rear view mirror. It doesn't make a very good impression on the tester, especially if you're in the middle of an intersection.
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