CAPRICORN

Don't judge me


Symbol: The Sea-Goat
Birthstone: Onyx
Colors: Dark Blue, Indigo

Here we have another goat sign. Woohoo. But this goat sign is more special than Aries cuz it's a SEA-goat. Oh, BIG FREAKIN' DEAL! Look at ME, I'm AMPHIBIOUS. OOOoooooohh. PSH. Sorry if it sounds like I have a thing against Capricorns. It's just that... well... when I was eight... we were at the beach... and... and... well... THE SEA-GOATS!... A WHOLE HERD OF THEM!.. STAMPEDE!... *sob*... my.. MY PET LOBSTER!... AND THE LIMA BEANS!.. OH NOT THE LIMA BEANS!.. *sooob*... THE HUMANITY!... I... I... I don't wanna talk about it... I mean, how do they even swim with those HOOVES? What is this world coming to? No, I don't know how they got tin cans in ancient Egypt.


MAY 20-
DO NOT EAT CHICKEN POT PIE TODAY! BEWARE THE MEAT PIES!! trust me..

AUGUST 2-
TRUST NO ONE. Except for me, of course. And don't question me when I go through your belongings, it really bugs me.

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