CANCER

MMM, tastes like chicken!
Symbol: The Crab
Birthstones: Moonstone, Pearl
Colors: Silver, Green

Ahh, Cancer. This gentle sign usually has a quiet personality. With their hard outer shells, insults and other assaults can easily be ignored. A Cancer likes to walk sideways, which makes them look like idiots, but hey, whatever floats their boat. A Cancer will usually get far in life, as long as he or she keeps away from Chinese fishermen. A Cancer will find it hard to get good at sports, with their hands all deformed into 2 long pincers and whatnot. However, Cancers find it easy to face their foes and fight for their right... to party. A Cancer hates seafood and goes well with melted butter and potatoes au'gratin.

MAY 21-
It's Friday. Time to go "clubbin'." Yeah.

JULY 7-
DO NOT USE PUBLIC RESTROOMS. IT'S JUST NOT SANITARY. You don't know who's rear has been on that seat last! EEWWwwww.. Now that's good advise for anyone.


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