CANCER
Symbol: The Crab
Birthstones: Moonstone, Pearl
Colors: Silver, Green
Ahh, Cancer. This gentle sign usually has a quiet personality. With their hard outer shells, insults
and other assaults can easily be ignored. A Cancer likes to walk sideways, which makes them look like
idiots, but hey, whatever floats their boat. A Cancer will usually get far in life, as long as he or she
keeps away from Chinese fishermen. A Cancer will find it hard to get good at sports, with their hands
all deformed into 2 long pincers and whatnot. However, Cancers find it easy to face their foes and fight
for their right... to party. A Cancer hates seafood and goes well with melted butter and potatoes au'gratin.
MAY 21-
It's Friday. Time to go "clubbin'." Yeah.
JULY 7-
DO NOT USE PUBLIC RESTROOMS. IT'S JUST NOT SANITARY. You don't know who's rear has been on that seat last! EEWWwwww.. Now that's good advise for anyone.
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