AQUARIUS

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Symbol: The Water-Bearer
Birthstones: Blue-Sapphire
Colors: Royal, Azure, Sky Blue.

Aquarius is another benevolent water sign. They are kind hearted and like to help people out. Water is the bringer of life and is very important. They often like to help athletes by bringing them water and keeping the water at top-quality. Some may think it's obsessive, and make fun of the water bearer. The water-bearer will usually take the insults in stride, until one day they snap and tackle the star quarterback. Meanwhile, in the bayou, the water-bearers mother is worrying about her son and doesn't want him to play the foosball. Eventually, the water-bearer will win the championship game and the respect that he deserves. Then he'll marry Vicky Valencourt and be a college man. The Aquarius will then sing the Hanukkah song and live happily ever after. The End.


MAY 20-
You will have your fifteen minutes of fame... and then everyone will laugh at you.

JAN 20-
Wow, 8 whole months without a reading, boy, I'm sorry! Anyway, RITA, you will do well on your finals! So relax! Take your shoes off and turn on the tube. Remember, studying sucks! That's good advise for anyone.


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