Good Horoscopes

Don't you hate it when horoscopes try to tell you who you are and what to do?
REALLY? I don't.
Horoscopes are cool. If I didn't think astrologers were so weird, I'd become one. Well, I still wanna tell people how to live their lives and tell them what's gonna happen to them, so here are a few horoscopes that I've come up with. Heh heh heh.

Aries March 21 - April 19
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Gemini May 21 - June 21
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Leo July 23 - Aug. 22
Virgo Aug 23 - Sept. 22
Libra Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
Scorpio Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
Sagittarius Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Capricorn Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Aquarius Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Pisces Feb. 19 - Mar. 20

sweeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeet