WILLIAM'S RANDOM COMMENTS



IMPORTANT: PEOPLE OF LYNBROOK- JON STEIN IS NOT an intellectual giant. I don't know where you people got that idea. Most likely from Jon. The truth is, Jon Stein is an egotistical, hippy male chauvinist who got a B in chem AP even though BOTH his parents majored in chemistry. Jon is a bitter, 70-year-old retired mailman trapped in a 17-year-old body. Don't let him make you feel stupid! He's no smarter than anyone else. And SENIORS, please do NOT vote for Jon for any superlative other than Worst Car. Thank you. Enjoy the rest of my site.

I took her out/ it was a Friday night/ I woke alone/ to get the feeling right/ we started making out/ and she took off my pants/ but then I turned on the TV
Yes, I'm just full of it. Random comments that is. And now i'm sharing them with you. Now don't you feel special? Of course you do.

And now.. Deep Thoughts, by William
(Note: my newest comments and advice are at the TOP of the lists now. I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.)

And now.. a little advice.