Hello, my name is William Sam and I go to UCLA. I can't think of any better way to waste time than to read about what's been going on in my always exciting life. Can you? Yea, that's what I thought. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place you could go to read about just ME? Well your prayers have been answered, my friend! I will try my very hardest to keep you updated with anything of remote interest in this section of my website I like to call:

COLLEGE LIFE


6/30/03 - It's funny how much slower time moves at home. It's only been 8 days since my last update and it feels like a couple months. I guess sitting at home and watching reruns of Food Network shows just doesn't pack the same punch that being at school does. Such is life. Yup I really haven't been doing much at home. I read a little here.. watch some food network there.. eat stuff here and there.. yea not much goin on in the Tino area. Oh I have been helping my aunt and uncles move stuff out of my grandpa's old house. I guess that's something. Ok that's it. Things are slowly coming together for Japan. I got my references out, I need to send out my last thank you cards, pack, and that's about all, folks! I am READY for you, land of the rising sun! I'm pretty excited. It's gonna be an awesome time. Much better than the food network watching days of now. Dude I watch too much food network. I saw Charlie's Angels tonight. I don't remember what it was about. Something about rings. But at least there were lots and lots of explosions. And dancing girls. Yea I think that's what the movie really was about. Oh another thing I've been doing to kill time is Friendster. Friendstering helps me feel connected and feel like I have real friends in this otherwise lonely, cruel world. Please be my online friend. Now if only they'd invent some program that could let you talk with your friends online. I'd like to be able to talk to my old friends without having to actually call them and hear their voices. Just typing what you want to say to them is fine. And the messages should be send instantly! Now that's an invention I would invest in. Why won't someone invent something like that. WHY?! WHY DO YOU TOY WITH ME, INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY?!!
Randomness - I'm too legit to quit.


6/22/03 - Wow it has been a while, friends. Well I suppose I will update you on the goings ons of my life. I'm done with my second year of college, everyone. Yes that is correct. Goodbye sophomore year, hello endless endless school forever and a day. BUT for now at least I have three and a half months to relax and shizzle to my nizzle whatever that means. If you are around the Northern California area give me a holla and we'll hang out. Soo.. yea. Now I'm home. Yup. Home sweet home.. Home is where the heart is... Home on the range... Nothing comes closer to home. Wait I think that's the slogan for campbell's soup. Gross. Okay yea it's getting kinda boring here. All last week I went up to Berkeley to visit people. Ok visit Jane, but she's still people allright. Kei, Wes and Laura were around too, so we had some fun times. Jane and I went to see Finding Nemo. That was pretty good. I give it two snaps and a splash. Allright guys, well I really don't have much to do here at home. There's still some last minute Japan stuff but for the most part I'll just be chillin here so hit me up with the 411 on the low down, no doubt hollla. I mean hang out with me. Later tubs.


5/31/03 - Tonight was AACF end-of-year banquet. SNL as always was fantastic. I kid! I kid! But yea we showed our little video that we make every year for the end of the year, which was inspired by the quality programs on MTV- Punk'd and Cribs. So guess who got punked for our video. Yea it was me. And Michelle, the only two decent people in SNL. haha I kid again. But anyway they punked us by having Pam pretend to get pissed off cuz we make fun of her too much and storm out of the meeting and have us apologize and feel really bad. Yea I know, I don't think it's that funny either! But oh well it worked out allright, and our video was pretty good, and SNL still remains the most edifying ministry at AACF. Oh we also did a Matrix-esque movie commercial to advertise for the best ministry ever.. oh, I mean Salt n' Light, and we had our good friend star wars kid to thank for that idea. Oh man I wish you guys could see it. It's good. Well people, it's been a slice. I can't believe another year has come and gone. It seems like only yesterday I was a freshman sitting in the back corner of AACF with no one talking to me and sobbing quietly to myself. Oh wait that was Pam. I kid! I kid! I don't even thing Pam checks my website so that's ok. I don't think ANYone checks this place anymore.. everyone just has their xangas and their ring of friends with xangas. Look people, I have a website!! A xanga pales in comparison with the multimedia extravaganza that is my website!! BEHOLD MY HTML! Ok sorry what was I talking about? Oh.. yes we must treasure the short time we all have left with each other. These years are going to be gone before we know it, and soon we'll be off starting our own lives away from each other, and people will lose touch, and it just won't be the same. Don't get angry with one another, don't hold grudges, don't abuse your friendships. College is too short for that stuff. Life is too short for that stuff. Thanks Carsten for the testimony, man, it really touched me. These have been my final thoughts. Until next time, take care of yourself, and each other.
Randomness: Here's Star Wars Kid again! And look what they did to it after a couple people with Adobe Premiere got through with it! Click here. I promise there won't be a big butt at the end like my last link.


5/19/03 - I am sick. I think I am going to die. I have two midterms this week. Feel sorry for me please. I think I caught Allen's sickness last week. He was eating Gushi's and he didn't finish cuz he was also eating a meal at crossroads cuz he's a fatty, and so I wanted to finish his food. He said I shouldn't cuz he's sick, but I haven't been sick since coming to UCLA, so I figured my immune system is a powerhouse. I figured wrong. Allen's fat germ cells probably sat on my lymphocytes and took over. Hoo boy. Ok I think I'm going to pass out now. Goodbye.
Randomness - I just love your.. braaaaaaaaiiiiin.


5/18/03 - Friday was dormal. It was really fun.. but I don't think it was as good as last year. I blame the California Science Center, where the dance was held. STUPID SCIENCE! Why do you always ruin everything!! Afterwards we ate in Monterey Park at Regent Cafe. It was like 2 AM and the restaurant was packed! What the crap is wrong with those people?? Eat dinner at a normal time! Then Brian told me that he had a feeling most of them were Asian gangsters or something who run the crime ring in Monterey Park. Then I felt bad. Cuz they would probably hurt me if they knew what I was saying about them. STUPID ASIAN GANGSTERS! I mean.. hooray for Acuras! Okay I gotta go. Before the Asian gangsters get me. If I offended anyone I'm sorry. I live in Birch 611 and my name is Allen Tsai if you want to talk to me.
Randomness: Do you love me now that I can dance?


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