OKAY, now I KNOW it wants me dead. LOOK AT IT! It's eating my neck!
"WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, DEVIL CHICKEN?!" I yelped.
With blood on its beak, it yelled, "PERVERT!" and started to laugh maniacally.
"This is my chance," I thought, and I grabbed the chicken by the neck, stopping
its laughter.
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