AHHHHHH!


OKAY, now I KNOW it wants me dead. LOOK AT IT! It's eating my neck!

"WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, DEVIL CHICKEN?!" I yelped.

With blood on its beak, it yelled, "PERVERT!" and started to laugh maniacally.

"This is my chance," I thought, and I grabbed the chicken by the neck, stopping its laughter.


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