AHHHHHH!


NOW IT'S GOT MY NOSE! HEEYYY!! I NEED THAT THING TO SMELL!!!!!

I was starting to get scared. I mean, I was scared before, but I really like my nose, and if I lost it I dunno what I'd do. What did I do to deserve this unpleasant visit from this chicken of death? Perhaps it was all those years of finger lickin' good KFC. DARN YOU COLONEL SANDERS!

...DARN YOU!!!!

Perhaps this chicken is one of Foster Farms' goons. They've been out to get me ever since I did that expose on them feeding their chickens PEAS instead of CORN!

WELL SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT!


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