movies...

"If it was easy, everybody would do it. The hard, is what makes it great." -A League of Their Own

"Even if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!" -Austin Powers

"If your laws don't include me, well then, they don't apply to me either." -Bad Girls

"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese." -Benny & Joon

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool? Really. Stop looking at me swan." -Billy Madison

"Everbody my age pees their pants, it's the coolest!" -Billy Madison

"I'm not fat."
Well, not at present, but I can see you're really pushing maximum density." -The Breakfast Club

"Screws just fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." -The Breakfast Club

"Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends! You don't look at any of my friends! And, you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends! So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's B.M.W., and your poor, rich, drunk mother in the Caribbean!" -The Breakfast Club

"You keep eating your hand, you're not gonna be hungry for lunch." -The Breakfast Club

"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .And an athlete . . .And a basket case . . .A princess . . . And a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." -The Breakfast Club

"Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door." -Leonardo Da Vinci, Ever After

"The problem with real life is there is no danger music." -Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy

"Damn the man! Save the Empire!" -Empire Records

"I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.? --Ferris Beuller

"I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I heard that you were feeling ill / Headache, fever, and a chill / I came to help restore your pluck / 'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to---." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How?s that for being born under a bad sign?" -Ferris Bueller

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." -Ferris Bueller

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don?t stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it." -Ferris Bueller

"Be a man. Take some Pepto Bismol and get dressed. You're boring me with this sutff." -Ferris

"The question isn't what are we gonna do. The question is what aren't we going to do." -Ferris

"This is not a phony phone call. There's an intruder, male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in our kitchen...My name is Bueller...it's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better but I'm in danger, okay? I'm very cute, I'm very alone. And I'm very protective of my body. I'd rather not have it volatied or killed. I need help!" -Jeanie

"Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, and above." -Gia, Gia

"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up." -Happy Gilmore

"The price is wrong, bitch!" -Happy Gilmore

"Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..." -Jurassic Park

"MIA: Don't you hate that?
VINCENT: What?
MIA: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
VINCENT: I don't know.
MIA: That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence." --Pulp Fiction

"Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day but by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania." -The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Don't dream it, Be it." -The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"I see yous shiver with antici-----pation."--The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"It's not easy having a good time! ... Even smiling makes my face ache!" -The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a girl on your date?
Charlie Mackenzie: I know everyone always say a sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size..." -So I Married An Axe Murderer

"Would ya look at the size of that kid's head!!! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system!!! Look's like an orange on a toothpick!!!" -So I Married An Axe Murderer

"I think I've been a bit hard on the lad, he's going to cry himself to bed tonight, on his HUGE pillow." -So I Married An Axe Murderer

"Keith Nelson: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Watts: Yeah, but you can tell how much it's gonna cost." -Some Kind of Wonderful

"Keith Nelson: I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
Watts: Me too.
Keith Nelson: You always hurt the ones you love.
Watts: So when are you beating the shit out of Amanda Jones?" -Some Kind of Wonderful

"You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid.You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?" -Tank Girl

"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist." -Tombstone

"Russel: It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cue.
Wayne Campbell: Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job..." -Wayne's World

"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?" -Wayne's World

"[I]magine being able to be magically whisked away to . . .Delaware. "Hi, I'm in Delaware." -Wayne's World

"Try not! Do or do not. There is no try." --Yoda