Q: what cheese is not yours?
A: nacho cheese
Q: what do you call 2 gay people in a sleeping bag?
A: fruit roll ups
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
im a skitzo,
and so am i.
--gergina told me this...hehe
Q: what do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A: a snowflake
Q: why are guys so smart while having sex?
A: becuz they're "plugged" into the girl
2 gay guys are having sex in the shower. The phone starts ringing, so one guys says, "dont cum with out me." the other guy says, "ok." so after the guy gets off the phone, he comes back into the shower and theres cum EVERYWHERE. so the guy starts screaming, "I TOLD U NOT TO CUM WITHOUT ME!!!" and the other guy said, "i didnt, i farted."
2 gay guys are in a bath tub. all of the sudden a condom pops up. so one guy says, "where the hell did that come from?" the other guy says, "i farted."
Q: what is a nation called that has all pink cars?
A: a pink car-nation
little boy blue...up.
Q: if you're an american before you go into a bathroom and you're an american when you come out of the bathroom, what are you inside?
A: european(yur-a-pee-an)
Q: why can't you land on never never land?
A: because its NEVER NEVER land
if milli vanilli fall in the woods, does someone else make a sound?
Q: What is the Cubian national anthem?
A: Row, row, row your boat
--aaronita told me...i give it 3 tears.
Q: What race are clowns?
A: Mexicans, look how many people they can fit in those tiny cars...
--also an arronita joke
Q: How do Chinese parents name their children?
A: They pick up spoons and drop them on the floor, so they make the sound, 'Ting Tang Tong'
--queen of the fobs told me this one(aka: annie 'lez' won)
Tipper Gore was going to give a speech or something. So because it was such a special event, she wanted to be all fresh. So she shaved her legs, arms, you know...EVERYTHING. So then she goes to the press conference and shes wearing a dress and no underwear. Shes also sitting up a little higher than everyone and she's sitting with her legs open. So she says "Read my lips. NO BUSH."
--haha...alan told me this...haha....
Q: how do you know you're at a gay bbq?
A: all the hot dogs taste like shit
---jason told me