all of these things are true. y i still talk to this freakish girl i dont know. read on its funnie....well at least to me...if its not funnie for you, you had to be there.
red writing means its new butt monkeys...
1. saw a penny, screamed "OOO...a penny..." then she kicked it and left it
2. fell of the curb 8500 times
3. fell on the stairs 4000 times
4. screamed "vagina" in the library with the librarian right behind her
5. asked jason to see his butt after she saw gay porn
6. talks to the teachers like theyre her friends
7. t.a.'s for guys that look at her boobs
8. falls to the floor everytime she laughs really hard
9. was born
10. didnt know it was her special day and dripped to the pool
11. saw a dead cat and told her b/f not to worry cuz it had nine lives and it will
be alive soon.
12. pretended to slap herself and ended up slapping herself
13. socked herself in the jaw and bit her tounge and cried about it
14. asked the teacher if the "slug(ie the topic sentence)" was a real animal
15. pointed out someones arm pit hair right in front of them
16. screamed "there's the girl who sticks her boobs out" when the girl was right behind her
17. called a 877 number and left out the 1 in front of the number
18. didn't know what con't was. thought it was cons...as in pros and cons
19. wears shorts all the time. it could be -59 outside and shed have her dasiy dukes on
20. she talks to kristen
21. didn't believe that magnets crash computers
22. every year she manages to crash her computer
23. did the "judo chop" and said it would hurt me, so she put her arm on top of mine and hit her arm really hard
24. asked the scottish kid how to say the f-word in scottish
25. wants me to get with a FRESHMAN
26. thought that dyke scouts were going to order chefs to come cook during our camping trip
27. got scared in pets mart by 2 PLUSH(as in FAKE) DOGS
28. started freaking becuz she thought the real dog in pets mart was a anmitronic one
29. screamed when a SMALL dog jumped on her
30. we were having a race on those rolling chairs and when we pushed off, she flipped backwards off her chair
31. carries a bar of soap in her backpack in a nice blue contanier[well not anymore...shes scared ill yell it out again..haha]
32. i prentend im looking at something and then she looks extra fast...this may not seem that dumb...but i did it 4 times in a row and she fell for it EVERY time
33. likes to be called "lesbian seagull"[beavis and butthead do america...remember?? its when the teacher is singing to all the dykes]
34. couldn't read her own handwriting...hell no one can read it
35. i convinced her in our history class that thurogood marshall was white. then i told her he was black and showed her a pix of him. then i asked if he was black and she said,"uhm....naa..na..noo...."
36. tripped over a step at school that for the last 3 yrs shes been walking over
37. she talks all FOBbed now. just as a joke and to make fun of her dad...how mean.
38. shes not doing very many stupid things, eh? so email her and tell her to do stupid ass things so we can all laugh at her!
39. has terets(is that how u spell it?) syndrome. not that thats a bad thing or nething....but its funnie as hell to watch her clap really fast when something is really funnie.
40. tripped when getting out of my car. that was sooo funnie!
41. while taking a picture, she put her hand over the flash
42. didn't realize she was taking a picture and took it without a flash. funnie funnie girl.
43. makes the sound of a donkey. well i guess its not that dumb...cuz i make the sound of a cow and hector baa's like a sheepie. so nevermind....
44. haha...there was a bowl in ralphs for candy for halloween and it had a hand in it...now u have to be a complete retard to think that it wouldnt move...so thats what dumb dont thought...she put her hand in the bowl and it moved and she LITERALLY had a heartattack...funniest thing EVER.
45. i finally gave her xmas present and when she opened it she screamed like i gave her a nude picture of some hot male. i gave her a book on "I Love Lucy" ....she scared me
46. gave me a necklace with the name plate 'HOSER' not complaining or anything...just odd.
47. like the fag that she is....when we went to go see "romeo and juliet" at the ahmenson...i was letting her borrow a skirt. and i was yelling at her to get her ass in gear cuz we might be late. at this time were still at her house. so im getting my shoes on at her door, cuz her family is fobbed.(thats a joke and she takes it as one so SHUT UP G-HO'S) and i turn around and shes running out to where im at and all of the sudden she trips and BOOOM! shes flat on her face. haha...
48. ok so after getting lost and finally finding the place and watching half of it the play...we decided to leave cuz we were bored. so then were walking down the stairs in complete darkness...now im wearing like 4 inch heels and shes wearing FLATS. im down off the stairs and about to open the door and all of the sudden i hear a thud. i turn around and shes on the floor. she tripped going down the stairs. she told me everyone started looking at her and laughing. haha
dumb don wants to make a special request. she wants to know what the dumbest act she's done so far. sooo....if u are looking at this...please email her and tell her how retarded she is....