Quotes - Celebrities

Talking with porn star Jenna Jameson:

"I still have your first movie, and once in a while I watch it, and I cry. Actually, hold on, I wack off. That's different. But then I cry when I'm done, because I'm ashamed. Not of you, but of myself, and what I've done to you."

Talking with actor Seth Green, from the Austin Powers movies:

CALLER: Seth, can I get an autographed picture, or something?
ADAM: Yes. I'm sure he has a stamp with a likeness of his signature that he's more than willing to dip into the ink and press against a photograph—
DREW: Excuse me. HE'S going to do that?
ADAM: Oh yeah, sorry. I'm sure his publicist is more than willing to do all that.

Talking to Christa Miller, of the Drew Carey Show:

CHRISTA: I like you, Adam, but I'm not sure exactly how. I can't put my finger on it.
ADAM: Really? I could let you put your finger on it out in the parking lot.

ADAM: This Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is always on MTV in her bathing suit, and she's always running. Drew, you haven't seen any of that?
DREW: No.
ADAM: You would IMMEDIATELY begin masturbating.
About Mark-Paul Gossellar's luck in getting women:

"It was really Zack that they were blowing."

"I don't know where Slash is; I haven't seen him around lately. You know how some people go to the supermarket and forget where they left their car? I think Slash went to get the paper and forgot where his house was."
About Cindy Crawford and her hometown of DeKalb, Illinois:

"I'm telling you, Cindy sucked up all the good lookin' out of DeKalb and took it with her."

Looking at a swimsuit photo of Melinda Messenger:

"Come here and look at this, Drew. You're a doctor, but you're a man first."

To Eve 6, about how they got a record deal when they were still in high school:

"The day you got the record deal, when you went home and your dad told you to take out the garbage, did you just tell him to kiss your ass?"

To the Nelson twins:

"I used to masturbate to you guys, because I thought you were chicks for the first two years!"

About Rodney Dangerfield's recorded welcome that Loveline plays after commercial breaks:

"That sounded like Rodney doing an impersonation of himself."

"The problem with the word 'husky' is that people use it so much as a euphemism for 'fat' that now those who are truly 'husky' feel insulted. It's like when Cher ruins it for the Indians by saying that she's 1/16th Commanche."
About Mia Korf, from the TV show Players:

"She is a graduate from Cornell, which gives Drew INSTANT wood."

Also, about Mia's past experience playing the violin:

ADAM: Were you a child prodigy?
MIA: Not really, I began when I was two but quit after a while.
ADAM: And you're half Japanese?
MIA: Yes.
ADAM: And half what else?
MIA: American, German...
ADAM: Yes, and I'll bet that it was the Japanese half that got you started on the violin, and it was the American half that had you stop later on.

"Let's say, hypothetically, you were a man with a vagina, like, for example, Richard Simmons..."
To Victoria Jackson, after talking about her high voice:

VICTORIA: You want to hear my low voice? Here's my low voice: [Victoria says stuff in a low voice] What do you think of that, Adam?
ADAM: I just lost my erection.

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