Here We Go's Wheel of Fortune

You've all seen that game show Wheel of Fortune right? Only they always have boring puzzles like "place - Sacramento, California" or "same name - Diane and Tom Sawyer." Don't get me wrong I am a big Wheel of Fortune fan, but I think it's time we had some interesting puzzles, don't you?

This is how you play. It's kinda like final round Wheel of Fortune, when you get the eight consonants and two vowels, and then you have to guess what the puzzle says.

Here's an example -

Why does the Here We Go Crew always make fun of Howie?

__ E C A __ S E / __ E ' S / T __ E / *__ __ N __ / D R __ __ L* / __ A __ / __ __ L __ / __ N E.

Here we have given you the r, s, t, l, n, and e. Like the show, we'll also give you three other letters and a vowel, in this case, c, d, m, and a.

And of course, the answer is "Because he's the *wink drool* gay ugly one.

Alrighty then. Now that everyone knows how to play, here's the first puzzle.

Why does Kevin never do ANYTHING in the group?

__ E / __ __ E S N ' T / __ __ __ E / __ N __ / T __ L E N T / __ I __ N ' T / __ __ __ / __ N __ __ ? / * N __ , / __ __ S T / __ __ __ __ __ N __, / __ E ' S / __ __ S T / __ E T T __ N __ / S __ A F T E __*

Letters - r, s, t, l, n, e and c, f, m, and i

Why does JC have such veiny arms?

__ E C A __ S E / __ E / S __ __ T C __ E S / __ A N __ S / E __ E R __ / T __ M __.***

***if you don't understand this, you must not be old enough to know, and we sure aren't going to tell you

If you think you know the answer to one of the puzzles, e-mail us with the answer and we'll see if you're right!

Email: herewegocrew@hotmail.com